Work days suck... My dad leaves for DAYS or DAY and my mom is sometimes gone for 13 hours! I know they hate it too cause they give me lots of love when they get home... usually. Sometimes I don't want love, I want to PLAY! It is so hard to SIT when they get home! I am so excited but my mom especially will NOT PET ME until I sit but it is so hard sometimes the only thing to do is lay down, roll over and wiggle... usually that counts... I think they do not like when I try to jump up and lick them in the face but jeez! I'm just so happy to see them - how do they expect me to contain it??
Anyway, today was a work day and my dad was gone but my mom got home kind of early! First thing she did was take me on a JOG! It is better than a walk but she is so slow - I just wanna run. Today she had some delicious, meaty treats in her pocket and I got one when I stayed right next to her and she said "HEAL" a lot! I got loads of treats. We went for a long time and on the way back I saw my friend Tank in his driveway! I had to drag my mom up there and she and Tank's dad and Tank's boy talked while we wrestled. It was great fun but Tank needs lots of breaks. My mom seemed to think my face was sticky and wet and she did not scratch behind my ear but I did not notice. Tank licked my mom's armpit... that is MY armpit!
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| Me and Tank on a water break |
Sometimes Tank's boy would call my name but when I ran over there he would run in this box and laugh! I kept trying to give him a kiss in the face but I could never catch him. The best part was when he started throwing Tank's food all over the driveway... Tank and I raced to eat the pieces... JOY!
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| Michael, Tank's human boy in the safety box |
Then we went home and my mom gave me some food... I thought we would play some more, but she was BUUUUUSSSSY! So I helped... I stayed right next to her while she did laundry and I kept the clean clothes warm by laying on them. And I supervised the washing of the car but I had other things to do during the vacuuming. That thing is freaky. Then, HAPPINESS! she put on my leash and we were off for another walk! YIPPIE... she said we were going to Buoy's house but she was walking this time and I was trying to hurry her up but she kept yanking me back and saying "HEAL"... there were no delicious treats so I didn't really see the point...completely. I mean I tried, but there was lots to smell and see and I couldn't do it all right next to her! The minute we got inside I snuck up on Buoy and we starting playing CHASE, our favorite game. His house is kind of little but he showed me how you can run behind the couch and SURPRISE you are on the other side... We played forever! We played tug and wrestle. Sometimes Buoy grabs my lip real hard with his teeth and I have to yell and then I have to snap my teeth and him and he yells... then our moms yell and make us take a break... I hate breaks.
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| My friend Buoy and I... our owners said we had to take a break... we did not want to. |
My mom and Buoy's mom were watching TV and I kind of had to pee... I wasn't really sure what you did in this house to tell people you had to pee. We had gone out together earlier but I didn't have to go - even though Buoy did. There were amazing smells of so many other dog pees and poos I was pretty distracted, but now I had to go! I usually just whine at my mom or paw at her and she lets me out of our house and I run to the rocks... I sometimes check to see if they are watching so I can sneak a pee in the grass but it is usually not worth it. Anyway, this was not my house and Buoy was there and he wasn't whining... he was eating his shark toy... and did NOT let me play with that... I thought maybe I could play with his round toy! But AAAAAH!!! Apparently not, he growled and stole it! Right after that his mom just put him on his back she DOMINATED him... whee!!! I had the round toy, I had the round toy! I was nervous when Buoy came towards me, but after that he started sharing! Fun! We played and I hurt my foot... I can't remember how but I was limping around when I remembered I had to pee again! I thought I would see if there were hurry up rocks back in the other part of the house... everyone else thought I was walking off 'cause I was tired or injured... but I just had to go. Buoy and I had drank 8 bowls of water. I really had to go and there were no rocks but no one was looking so I peed... All of a sudden Buoy's mom was yelling "NO!" and my mom was yelling "NO!" and then my mom took me outside... she kept saying "hurry up!" but I didn't have to pee or poo! I JUST PEED! I guess that wasn't the right place to hurry up?! There were great smells outside and I found a wrapper... MMMM! But, then my mom was telling me "C'mon" which means stop sniffing and walk... sigh... Went back to Buoy's! Except, Buoy was in his crate, my mom started scrubbing where I peed, and I was tied to a doorknob - it was SO BORING! I still do not understand... My mom kept saying I'm a "rotten dog" but she was smiling a little so I think that is a good thing but she said "sorry" 200 times to Buoy's mom... I wonder what she did?
Anyway, I guess some times work days are GREAT days 'cause even though I was a little bored during the day it sure ended well!